Thoughts All Aussies Have When Travelling In America

Australians love The States, which makes sense - it is the land of pizza the size of your face, bagels and hot dogs. I mean, the USA is famous for a lot of things. However, my mind just gravitates to food at all…. Twisties.

I have recently come back from a trip to LA and NY and they are two of the greatest cities in the world. But I did have some thoughts that I think EVERY Aussie has when they are in America.

• Why is the service so good?
• There is Starbucks everywhere. Literally everywhere.
• OMG Americans do a good burger!
• Everyone talks like the movies.
• I hate tipping!
• All this money looks the same.
• Why are Americans so nice?
• This was in a movie.
• This large is stupidly big.
• Why are there so many cereal options?
• Do I tip everyone?
• How much do I tip?
• What is Fahrenheit?
• Oh they have Havaianas - they must be Australian.
• Why are they laughing when I say thongs?
• God I miss Vegemite.
• NYPD OMG like the show!!!
• Water oh sorry watttterrrrrr.

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